Along with asswipes who have tongue piercings and fuckers who intentionally cross their eyes b/c they think they are cute… what really makes me want to physically punish people for their idiocy are Pigtails.  Women who wear pigtails make me think of 1 of 2 things:

1.  Pedophiliac fetishes of certain men.  You know, the catholic school girl minor with pigtails/braids.

PS: Yes, men do really think about this whenever they see women in pigtails.  A lot of them do.  So unless this is what you want men to think of when they see you, then you better cut it out.

2. Who the fuck do you think you are kidding, Ms. Daddy Complex.

Oh, huh.  Case in point.  You’re a 40 year old women who menstruates and obviously had sex to create your own baby.  You are no longer this innocent little girl….

So, give it up.  If I ever came to an office/clinic and the professional I was trying to seek advice from walked in wearing pigtails, I would leave immediately without say a word.  Seriously.  Do you expect me to take you seriously when you are dressed like a part time porn star / psychological mess?

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Now, let’s talk about braids.  Braids are apparently making a wave across Hollywood trends.  So, let me differentiate between the acceptable and unacceptable kinds of braids:

Unacceptable:  pigtail braids.  Still pigtails, still look like an idiot.

Acceptable, when braids accentuate a hairstyle, but don’t overpower it.  Kind of like when people wear barrettes or headbands or flowers in their hair.  It adds something, but doesn’t become the centerpiece.

Unacceptable, when braids overpower your hair.

No crowns of braids

No braids in the shape of horns or antennas.

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