1. CROCS

Why are these things still around?  They are hideous.  Don’t give me that, “well, I’m a nurse and I am on my feet all day.”  Because my response will be, “They are not appropriate closed toe shoe footwear because they have freaking holes all over them.  You are violating health codes and you are hurting my soul.”

2. Crew neck sweatshirts.

I don’t know why I have a distaste for them.  Sweatshirts with hoods are equally as casual, but slightly more modern?  How?  Maybe because it is usually the middle age parent who I see still sporting crew neck sweatshirts with their favorite college team emblazoned on it.  Oh, and they often match it with light colored jeans and wear this outfit to an occasion that warrants more dressy attire.  Pot belly and fanny pack not required, but common.  Oh, and teens who have no desire for fashion AT ALL also can be seen donning these sweatshirts.

3. Boys who wear their jeans BELOW their butt. I understand you don’t want them to sit properly on your waist, because god forbid, what weirdo wears jeans that fit?  (sarcasm).  However, just wear them low on the hip.  Don’t wear them under you butt.  How do you run?  How do you walk?  If I wore jeans like that, would have a heart attack because I was CONSTANTLY worrying about my pants falling the REST of the way down, because I never really had them ON.  Stupid.  Oh, yes, the title if number 3 is correct.  You, the idiot who wears his jeans around his knees, needs to go away.  Not your jeans, You.  Moron.

4. Girls who wear leggings as pants.

Yes, ladies, I am hating on you too.  Leggings can go underneath your long (really long) shirt, your dress, your skirt, whatever.  Go ahead, girl, be trendy.  BUT: They do NOT function as pants.  Why?  Because I can see every curve, crack, and flaw around your baby maker.   Gross.  Please, stop.  Please.  Stop.  And yes, I know you aren’t wearing underwear because even thongs would show when you wear leggings AS PANTS!!!

Now, just go away!

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