Denim should only cover the areas betweens your hips and legs in the form of jean pants, shorts (eh), or skirts.  Anywhere else.  Anything else.  You look like an idiot. Period.

When the pants travel upwards and turns into a jumpsuit, you’re in trouble, and you need to change before you leave the house.  What the FUCK.

Hat?  No.

Purse?  No.

Shoes?  No.  And, Miss BRAND WHORE: I don’t care if Manolo Blahniks makes them (see below for actual manolo denim shoes), YOU. LOOK. LIKE. AN. IDIOT.

Now, you ask, what about denim jackets?!  That’s a tough one because I think society as a whole has a precarious relationship with denim jackets.  Sometimes it is acceptable, and sometimes people try to hint that denim jackets can even be hip, but no one dares to really bring it out into the spotlight.  Which is a smart move because, tomorrow, the scales might tip, and denim jackets slide into the non-acceptable category.  Precarious, precarious.  So, I’m going to vote NO on jackets.

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